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gaypee:

forgive and forget?? haha no resent and remember

2:32am, 17/9/14 with 24,889 notes
Tips for hanging out with some good looking boys???
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productofsweden:

they’re probably really boring so make sure your phones fully charged

2:29am, 17/9/14 with 146,551 notes

Seriously, man, just retire.

12:30am, 17/9/14 with 22,753 notes
fuck's the beep test???
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bastille:

lemme tell u the story of my people son

the first beep goes off and you start off motivated and you feel like you can do this. The 20 metres feel like nothing, as you run, another beep goes forcing you to make it to the opposite side of the gym. The beeps get faster and faster as you cling for air, the children begin to drop. Slowly at first and then all at once. You just pray to god you arent the first to drop off. The beeps get faster and faster till you can take it no more. You go to the side, out of the other peoples way as their legs begin to buckle. You look over and you see the bodies of many lying limp on the floor. Some may even faint and be sent home. And that my son, is the story of the beep test.

thegestianpoet:

stopitsgingertime:

MY ALARM GOES OFF SO I ROLL OVER AND CHECK MY PHONE AND MY AMERICAN GODS GOOGLE ALERT HAS DELIVERED THIS BOUNTY UNTO ME????????

AM I STILL FUCKING DREAMING, I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER SEE THE GODDAMN DAY, BRYAN FULLER YOU ARE MAKING MY WILDEST DREAMS COME TRUE ONE CARNIVOROUS VAGINA AT A TIME

I don’t even know shit about American Gods but both of these headlines are GOLD

fletchinder:

Son, I named you after the four bravest people I know, Chardee Macdennis

cookiedoujin:

boys are the stupidest creatures 

mothbug:

real talk does anyone ever just take a moment to appreciate the flawless combination that is cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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